Baron Abandonment Disorder is now being diagnosed all around the Bay Area, according to NBC. Although the video is somewhat upbeat about the prognosis for victims like Stephen Jackson and Al Harrington, the fight is not over. My sources have told me that Brandan Wright has stopped eating altogether and Warriors mascot Thunder succumbed to the disorder earlier this month. We still have a long way to go... but the good news is that Baron's grandmother has made a full recovery.
Say you're Corey Maggette. You're new to the team, playing in the opening night loss to the Hornets. You step up and make a free throw, something you do about 81% of the time you get to the line. Here's your Warriors Nation appreciation:
I love Dwayne Bowe. He's hosting a trivia contest for a chance to win a pair of autographed cleats from him... but instead of just posting the trivia questions he made a video with props for each question. And despite the fact that half the props are jerseys, he's wearing no shirt. I <3 D-Bo!
Extra-large video brought to you by the Dwayne Bowe Gun Show.
Diana Taurasi wants to know who the ultimate panty-dropper musical artist is. And she INEXPLICABLY hates on my suggestion of Day 26 in the comments. She even BANS Day 26 from her blog.
Please go over there and set her straight. And leave your support for Day 26 in the comments.
Dee, if you don't accept the panty-dropperness of Day 26, I'm removing you from my Alana G banner!!
Friends, I'd like to introduce you to the most Beastest Mode of entertainment on these here interwebs... GRILLPROJECT.COM!!
From the same brilliant mind that brings you Hard for the Yard and Blogimore Ravens comes a website dedicated to being the worldwide leader in virtual grills. Check out the press release for all the deets, or simply scroll through the site and you'll get the idea...
Alana G is honored to not only be part of this ground-breaking project, but to be number one alphabetically on the site. ICE COLD.
To "celebrate" "Columbus Day," let's honor Oney Judge, George Washington's slave who escaped and was forced to live the rest of her life as a fugitive. There's nothing funny about America's history of slavery, except for maybe this video.
My first thought was Allen Iverson, but that's kind of random and not very creative. Suggestions welcome. Or tell me what you're going to be so I can get inspired. Thanks!
Here is a drawing of the state of Texas from memory. I know it's wrong, but I can't figure out what's wrong, so this is the best I could do. Pretty weak showing for a so-called artist who briefly lived in Houston a few years ago. I even still have a Texas driver's license! Anyway, the "X" marks Dallas, the current home of Brian aka "the man who discovered me" (true story). X and O to you, sir. You can be the handsome white boy at the end of my "Miss Gossip to Alana G" transformation video.
UPDATE: My Maryland is barely passable as even a Pennsylvania. Sorry Dewey!
The Detroit Shock swept the San Antonio Silver Stars 3-0 in the best of five series.
I was bummed my Phoenix Mercury didn't make it to the playoffs, but the good thing about the Merc being out was that it gave Diana Taurasi time to drop deep blog posts like this one about Sarah Palin. Ann Wauters cowers away in fear as Taj McWilliams-Franklin goes RAAAWWR on her azz.
Since Elie excerpted part of my demo reel video in which I had excerpted part of my Baron Davis video, in which I had asked Baron about Yo Mama competitions on ibeatyou.com and excerpted part of Elie's Shaq Yo Mama video, I feel I should now make some sort of video where I excerpt Elie's excerpt-excerpt video......
I've got NWA on the brain because yesterday Falcons fullback and Yardbarker blogger Ovie Mughelli announced his new nickname: The Drill. I'm disappointed he didn't pick one of my favorite nominations: Poison Ovie, OvieGYN, or... NWA (Nigerian with Attitude).
With that in mind, please enjoy this oldie but goodie NWA mash-up:
Thanks to my bud Sportz Assassin for the original find. Funny note, at the time he posted that on FanHouse, there was an argument within AOL management as to whether the video was appropriate. Honestly, I can't think of anything more appropriate than Carl Lewis spitting an Ice Cube verse, but I guess that's why I no longer work at AOL.
Here's my contribution to the Grill Project: Rachelle Leah, the UFC hottie whose Playboy issue hit stands today. You, too can contribute to GrillProject.com.
Diana Taurasi wants to know who the ultimate panty-dropper musical artist is. And she INEXPLICABLY hates on my suggestion of Day 26 in the comments. She even BANS Day 26 from her blog.
Here is a drawing of the state of Texas from memory. I know it's wrong, but I can't figure out what's wrong, so this is the best I could do. Pretty weak showing for a so-called artist who briefly lived in Houston a few years ago. I even still have a Texas driver's license! Anyway, the "X" marks Dallas, the current home of Brian aka "the man who discovered me" (true story). X and O to you, sir. You can be the handsome white boy at the end of my "Miss Gossip to Alana G" transformation video.
The Detroit Shock swept the San Antonio Silver Stars 3-0 in the best of five series.
Since Elie excerpted part of my demo reel video in which I had excerpted part of my Baron Davis video, in which I had asked Baron about Yo Mama competitions on ibeatyou.com and excerpted part of Elie's Shaq Yo Mama video, I feel I should now make some sort of video where I excerpt Elie's excerpt-excerpt video......
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